Ah, the lottery. For the price of a loaf of bread, you could have a piece of paper with some numbers on it! Just don't take any college level statistics classes, or you may find the lottery loses most of its appeal. Most people's bad experiences with the lottery revolve around almost always losing, with occasional small wins that barely make a dent in the money spent over a lifetime. But in this Sabu & Ichi episode, we have a story where actually winning the lottery turns out to be an even worse experience.